AbsintheClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Let's Go Kill A Clock!]

FYI...

aok obviously this was intended as a spam movie as many spam movies are made on Clockday yes? Well this isn't at all anything original. If you're going to make an anti clock movie at least make it funny. Believe it or not Clocks love anti-clock movies. They make us laugh. Why do you think we were such big fans of the Mr_Artist fad thing?

Anyhow better luck next time and remember you cannot kill StrawberryClock.

Will-Wonka responds:

I'm a Clock.

[Prison Adventure]

ABUSIVE REVIEW HERE!

Happy Clockday <3

[Message For Clock Crew]

LOL!

You're a riot! Half assed lines and abused gradients. God I wish we sucked that bad.

Zac37840 responds:

Yummm...Biased opinions make my nipples hard.

[The Greatest Attempt]

Well...

Technicly Thor got it but a bunch of people apparently whistled on him. In my own mind I'll know the CC got the true 300k.

[[CC] - Where's the love?!]

Well...

First off milkshakes still aren't translucent. Second of all you're making too big of a deal over some small potatoes shit. Bit Clock didn't do a damn thing to "destroy" the clock crew. Only to annoy it and whine in order to get attention. He was just an unstable coward and nobody really gives a fuck that he's gone. We're just going to get a new DNS or get it back from Millenium and have things back. Anyone who thinks this is a big deal obviously has way too many attachment issues. Next time you try to stand on the soap box make sure it's not plywood.

MilkshakeClock responds:

I think you seem to be forgetting the fact that bit spent well over 1000 bucks on the site. If you were paying that much you'd want it to go to good use, eh?

lol @ last sentence

[Frontier Psychiatrist.]

Here is the breakdown for ya...

Graphics- 8

This is some pretty good frame by frame work. The black and white makes it easier but I suppose it definetly can work for sound.

style-7

It isn't very original in terms of art. Also I prefered the clock crew version of this more than the other.

sound-9
I like the choice of song even though it's already been done

violence-8
it's violent...

interactivity-1
it has a preloader

humor-4

some of it could be somewhat seen as funny I suppose

overall-8

This is between a 7 and an 8. On one hand it is good, on the other hand it is unfinished.

[Worry about you]

Well let's break it down.

Facts:
100% of the viewers of this flash will die.
There was no real animation in this movie. Just bad tweening without any use of easing at all.
Everyone knows smoking is bad, it says it on the box.
Anti-Smoking campaigns actually make people want to smoke more especially when it involves a shot of a cigarette.
The "You'll die from smoking and you're making tobacco companies rich" thing has been done to death.
Tobacco companies are scum but no one gives a shit anyhow.
I've spent more time on drawing a single charactor in roughly 200 square pixels than you did on this whole movie.

So in conclusion better luck next time.

Jovatov responds:

Well thanks for the luck...

... I guess

[Nocturne in G Minor]

Gives me gas.

Joygasm!

Silvercherryclock responds:

I was hoping you'd fucking see it :D

[The Freak Kingdom]

Well damn.

When I first joined Clock Crew one of my first ideas was to do Ph33r And Loathing in Clock Vegas. Looks like you beat me to it ya rat bastard.

Silvercherryclock responds:

Haha