AbsintheClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Death of ChrondoClock]

YOU CANNOT KILL STRAWBERRYCLOCK

Next time could you just set that fella on fire? It would be better for everybody if you did.

mandolinclock responds:

Noted, I would LOVE to set the green man on fire! Thanks, Absinthe, you're the best!

[Luke is a massive prick]

When I find that guy...

I swear when I find that guy Luke I'm going to knock his block off!

Munglai responds:

he's a dildo kisser

[Queen Collab]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT?!

RobertClock responds:

oooooooohhh, down beside that red firelight
oooooooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round~

[Patrick]

Never woulda put the two together.

This should be in the Snakes on a Plane collection too. Laughed my ass off when I heard Sammy coming out of St. Patrick's mouth.

biblo responds:

Everyone knows St.Patrick spoke with the voice of a black American man

[Charcoalmation]

This is a neat little thing

Kind of reminds me of a really old animation I saw done on a chalkboard. How'd you do it without chewing through the paper?

Captain responds:

The charcoal I used wasn't very heavy and kneaded erasers are really gentle on paper

[Neddie Pboan]

This was great

You've really come a long way from how I remember you in 05. You do better frame by frame work than me.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Well you do better every-other-facet-of-artistic-express ion than me so I guess we're even ;)

[Ting]

I don't know what it means.

But meaning does not matter. What matters is wu tang. This is the kind of filter rape that actually looks really good in a strange way. Every year you've got something different but it maintains that edgy style. Either way keep making more shit and happy clock day.

biblo responds:

Normally when people tell me what to do I become enraged, but when Absinthe tells me what to do I become engorged

[Clock day 08 DEW]

Wow

You know for somebody so critical of other peoples movies you sure do have a lot of learning. I think you should spend less time writing bad reviews, and more time brushing up on your flash skills. Maybe even buy yourself a copy of the program.

Dew responds:

It was something I made for clock day, in like five minutes. I literately put in a random program from google, made it, and posted it, then uninstalled it within ten minutes.

Maybe you should learn how to take criticism better, and not be a total douche.

[Need A Dispenser Here]

Need a dispenser here.

This is some pretty solid shit right here. I didn't know you could do this sort of stuff. You should do more of this kind of stuff. It's nice to see you're still bringing shit out.

BreadFruitLock responds:

Need a dispenser here!
Also, my 2 year long art/flash-block just may be over!

[Strawberry 2095]

This is hot shit.

This is another great clock day movie I've seen from a non-clock. The frame by frame(anyone who reads my reviews knows I love that shit) is really smooth. I liked the alarm clocks that bite, and the clock faces were really smooth too. Good song! Not many people know much good new wave.

Ukinojoe responds:

Thanks very much for this, I'm glad you liked it. I don't think any other clocks have reviewed it yet.