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[[CC] - Where's the love?!]

Well...

First off milkshakes still aren't translucent. Second of all you're making too big of a deal over some small potatoes shit. Bit Clock didn't do a damn thing to "destroy" the clock crew. Only to annoy it and whine in order to get attention. He was just an unstable coward and nobody really gives a fuck that he's gone. We're just going to get a new DNS or get it back from Millenium and have things back. Anyone who thinks this is a big deal obviously has way too many attachment issues. Next time you try to stand on the soap box make sure it's not plywood.

MilkshakeClock responds:

I think you seem to be forgetting the fact that bit spent well over 1000 bucks on the site. If you were paying that much you'd want it to go to good use, eh?

lol @ last sentence

[Worry about you]

Well let's break it down.

Facts:
100% of the viewers of this flash will die.
There was no real animation in this movie. Just bad tweening without any use of easing at all.
Everyone knows smoking is bad, it says it on the box.
Anti-Smoking campaigns actually make people want to smoke more especially when it involves a shot of a cigarette.
The "You'll die from smoking and you're making tobacco companies rich" thing has been done to death.
Tobacco companies are scum but no one gives a shit anyhow.
I've spent more time on drawing a single charactor in roughly 200 square pixels than you did on this whole movie.

So in conclusion better luck next time.

Jovatov responds:

Well thanks for the luck...

... I guess

[Nocturne in G Minor]

Gives me gas.

Joygasm!

Silvercherryclock responds:

I was hoping you'd fucking see it :D

[The Freak Kingdom]

Well damn.

When I first joined Clock Crew one of my first ideas was to do Ph33r And Loathing in Clock Vegas. Looks like you beat me to it ya rat bastard.

Silvercherryclock responds:

Haha

[A SwitchBlade Christmas]

OMFG!123123

I've been raped!

SwitchBladeClock responds:

name=in credits <3

[Clock Classics 2]

I got somethin to say...

I raped your momma today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as she's spread.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

You woke me up, I was sleeping and you kept poking me in the head

[EVERY BLACK MAN IS OLSKOO]

OB3Y YOGURT CLOCK!

Prince = OlSkoo!

CrustClock responds:

Absinthe Clock: I agree <3 Absinthe Clock.
crustclock: Absintheclock is gay
Absinthe Clock: :-(

[Sit With The Guru]

Well...

A few tips. For the beard I would have tried FBFing it using the onion skin. It would have been much cooler to see a beard just sort of grow out over time. The background were a little bland. Also Albino Clock already beat you to using Strawberry Alarm Clock in Clocked Out 2. I would tell you the site to get the real time clock thing but... You know I'm sure you can google it or something. Anyhow it was a nice effort and I enjoyed it.

mannynose responds:

Actually, F by OrangeClock was the first flash, I know of, with Insense and Pepperments. So I made one with the song, Sit With The Guru.

Thanks for the adivice and enjoying it AbsintheClock!!

[Clock Topics]

The internet is dark sided!

YOU'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

StrangeClock responds:

MY CLOUD SONG is ungodly

[DeathClock Intro]

Well...

Here is what you've got to do. First your audio production needs work. Your sound with the speakonia is a little low so you need to amplify that. Your shading has improved from doing absolutly none at all to very close detail The color matching needs a little more work. The style you did it in is really more effective for FBF stuff. Also the hand bothered me a little bit. The scythe needs more glint as well. You've come a long way so don't give up. Be sure to reply to or I'll kick your scrawny ass in the name of B!

ForkClock responds:

LoL, i would hardly consider 230lbs scrawny, but I DEFINITLY will respond to the awe-inspiring AbsintheClock! As far as your suggestions go, they seem like they are definitly within my ability, but im not exactly sure if I understand what you really mean... you said the style i did it in is more effective in fbf...style i did what in exactly???(color matching?) The hand, i can definitly understand. I wanted to do something cool with it, but I dont really know how to do any of those cool lighting effects yet, but that is something that i definitly want to start working with soon. There is a reason that the sound sucked so bad on this one. For some reason, every time i tried to publish this one, the sound kept getting out of sync with everything else... I asked a few people about this, and they said that it happens occasionally. Ive never had this problem before, and i had to end up finishing this by putting motions before the sounds for them to be in sync. kinda strange. And if by any chance you would be willing to give me a quick lil pointer on how to do any of your suggestions, please feel free to tell me on AIM too!! It would save me tons of time of looking through tutorials. Anyways...

Thanks for your kind review!!!