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Recent Movie Reviews

170 Movie Reviews

Good fuckin gawd.

Needs more StrawberryClock.

I agree with DaikonClock.

Recent Game Reviews

49 Game Reviews

Glitchy mouse controls ruin the game

Good concept, terrible execution. You should spend more time making sure the mouse control doesn't keep going upwards for no reason.

Pretty fun

I liked the upgrades, and the different levels. My only complaints are that sometimes certain things cross but don't seem to catch, and that there should be a quality level control. Since the graphics are pretty gradient heavy, and graphic heavy it can really bog down the game when a lot of things happen all at once.

Pretty boring

There really wasn't a whole lot of visual stimulus to keep me that interested in something that long.

Recent Art Reviews

2 Art Reviews

I fucking love this thing. What you don't see in this picture is the bottle dimple on the bum, and the way the stitching on the label impersonates the glue. Also good luck trying to find the start and end of the yarn on the clock rim which is nicely felted to be textured like wood.

Hah

I feel like she should have more body hair, and pins flying at her. Either way not too shabby. I knew it was her without even reading the description.

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