AbsintheClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A SwitchBlade Christmas]

OMFG!123123

I've been raped!

SwitchBladeClock responds:

name=in credits <3

[Clock Classics 2]

I got somethin to say...

I raped your momma today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as she's spread.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

You woke me up, I was sleeping and you kept poking me in the head

[EVERY BLACK MAN IS OLSKOO]

OB3Y YOGURT CLOCK!

Prince = OlSkoo!

CrustClock responds:

Absinthe Clock: I agree <3 Absinthe Clock.
crustclock: Absintheclock is gay
Absinthe Clock: :-(

[Sit With The Guru]

Well...

A few tips. For the beard I would have tried FBFing it using the onion skin. It would have been much cooler to see a beard just sort of grow out over time. The background were a little bland. Also Albino Clock already beat you to using Strawberry Alarm Clock in Clocked Out 2. I would tell you the site to get the real time clock thing but... You know I'm sure you can google it or something. Anyhow it was a nice effort and I enjoyed it.

mannynose responds:

Actually, F by OrangeClock was the first flash, I know of, with Insense and Pepperments. So I made one with the song, Sit With The Guru.

Thanks for the adivice and enjoying it AbsintheClock!!

[Clock Topics]

The internet is dark sided!

YOU'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

StrangeClock responds:

MY CLOUD SONG is ungodly

[Bra Bashing]

Listen...

The whole Foamy thing was doomed from birth. Granted it has a lot of fans or whatever but for the most part people are catching on. I've heard all the Foamy fan excuses like "Well he only has two weeks to do them" and "oh it's supposed to be funny." Sex has no longer really become something funny these days nor is it extreme. That went out a long time ago when some guy found a picture of a stretched out asshole and made Goatse famous. As for the recycled garbage all I see are literally repeats of the same frames you've used before put into simple movie clips. The lip sync is way off as well. Not to mention that loop you play over and over is so annoying. Also if you want to gain some sort of surge in population go ahead and just flaunt your female charactor around bare ass. Nobody is going to watch it anymore except for the same brainless morons and of course people who whack off to dress up stuff. Even though I don't even like your stuff could you at least come up with some sort of new series and just kill this whole thing. High pitched cartoon charactor voices aren't even funny anymore. It went out a long time ago with Woody Woodpecker. As for the whole OOO I'm a vulgar little cartoon animal. Nobody cares. In fact any sort of commentary or ideas become less and less valid when you say it through the mouth of a cartoon charactor.

[DeathClock Intro]

Well...

Here is what you've got to do. First your audio production needs work. Your sound with the speakonia is a little low so you need to amplify that. Your shading has improved from doing absolutly none at all to very close detail The color matching needs a little more work. The style you did it in is really more effective for FBF stuff. Also the hand bothered me a little bit. The scythe needs more glint as well. You've come a long way so don't give up. Be sure to reply to or I'll kick your scrawny ass in the name of B!

ForkClock responds:

LoL, i would hardly consider 230lbs scrawny, but I DEFINITLY will respond to the awe-inspiring AbsintheClock! As far as your suggestions go, they seem like they are definitly within my ability, but im not exactly sure if I understand what you really mean... you said the style i did it in is more effective in fbf...style i did what in exactly???(color matching?) The hand, i can definitly understand. I wanted to do something cool with it, but I dont really know how to do any of those cool lighting effects yet, but that is something that i definitly want to start working with soon. There is a reason that the sound sucked so bad on this one. For some reason, every time i tried to publish this one, the sound kept getting out of sync with everything else... I asked a few people about this, and they said that it happens occasionally. Ive never had this problem before, and i had to end up finishing this by putting motions before the sounds for them to be in sync. kinda strange. And if by any chance you would be willing to give me a quick lil pointer on how to do any of your suggestions, please feel free to tell me on AIM too!! It would save me tons of time of looking through tutorials. Anyways...

Thanks for your kind review!!!

[[CC] Veteran's Day]

I voted 5 to end terrorism.

In todays society of terror and fear we must remember that there is only one god and it is not Allah! I am so proud to be an American. To fight in the name of this country and in the name of Jesus Christ. If you didn't vote five on this patriotic flash not only are you a terrorist but you should but put in Guantanamo with all the other traitors and all thoes other terrorists. Your barbaric tactics of terror will never trample on my freedom. Not with the blood shed for this country. I will not let thoes lives go out in vain for my freedom. I am free because of brave soldiers who fought against the terror of terrorism... Terror... Freedom. Terrorism against the freedom of barbaric terror tactics from terrible terrorizing terrorists you will not win because you are terrible. We will fight because we are free to fight for the freedom of our freedom and liberate the world from the terrorism of such a terrible dictatorship. Terrorists suck!

[Popcorn Collab]

This was good shit!

It started off a little slow but it picked up real well. The artist selection worked and the way you slowly taipered it off with the artist mix worked real nice.

SherClockHolmes responds:

<3

[CC-O:M.B.]

Good movie for a first...

Try moving things with a little more speed. Maybe some music under it and whatnot... You can do it with audacity. Also you should try moving your charactors along faster. Try doing 24 FPS for your next movie.

Sikzak responds:

yes i'll but the frame speed on 24 fps next time. but this is my first try a clock (i'll get better)