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Total Medals Earned: 458 (From 117 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,500 Points

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Fucking Bugs

Medals Earned: 5/12 (45/260 points)

Chow Down 5 Points

Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game

Evolution 5 Points

Evolve for the first time

FUCKING BUGS! 5 Points

lose the game

Oh shi- 5 Points

Lose 80% of your health

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Don't let them rot.... 10 Points

Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time

Score! 25 Points

Get over 10, 000 points in one game

Mow them down! 50 Points

Kill 200 enemies total

RAWR! 50 Points

Beat the game

That was a bit too close... 50 Points

Bounce back from a really low health amount

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Goin Up

Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Goin' Mental

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)

Head Examination 5 Points

Kill a bouncing head

Catatonic 5 Points

Pause the game with P or Esc

Corporate Conspiracy 5 Points

Visit Newgrounds

Stalker 5 Points

View the credits

Paranoid Delusion 10 Points

Stab out the eyes

Self Loathing 25 Points

Burn away your sobbing doppleganger

Murderer 50 Points

Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp

Obsessive Compulsive 100 Points

Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes

GOON: The Game!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/215 points)

The Best Offense 5 Points

Block an attack

Enforcer 25 Points

Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves

Sliced N Iced 25 Points

Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Neck Pain 5 Points

Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Merciful 10 Points

Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY

Shirt Hurt 10 Points

Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Take A Dip 10 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Norris

Ground N Pound 25 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter

Goon God 50 Points

Defeat all of your opponents

Headhunter 50 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Help the Hero!

Medals Earned: 8/10 (40/115 points)

LEVEL1 5 Points

Beat Level1

LEVEL2 5 Points

Beat LEvel 2

LEVEL3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

LEVEL4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

LEVEL5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

LEVEL6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

LEVEL7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

LEVEL8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

LEVEL9 25 Points

Beat Level 9

CHALLENGE 50 Points

Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.