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Total Medals Earned: 458 (From 117 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,500 Points

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Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Armor Mayhem

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/270 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill 1 Soldier

Acupuncture 5 Points

Unlock the Dart Gun

Amateur killer 5 Points

Kill 100 Soldiers

Apprentice Killer 5 Points

Kill 30 Soldiers

Death from the sky 5 Points

Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped

Delivery 5 Points

Capture 15 flags

Give it back 5 Points

Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag

Gold Digger 5 Points

Earn 1000$

Kaboom 5 Points

Unlock the Rocket Launcher

Master Blaster 5 Points

Unlock the Plasma Gun

Ninja 5 Points

Catch a flag in the air

Once upon a time 5 Points

Complete the first mission

Ouch 5 Points

Get killed by the map

Piggy Bank 5 Points

Earn 100$

Rocket Rain 5 Points

Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher

Seek and Destroy 5 Points

Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped

Super Virus 5 Points

Win a mission in Overdrive mode

Third time is the best 5 Points

Score a Triple Kill

What time is it? 5 Points

Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun

Will you ever learn? 5 Points

Get killed by the map 10 times

All your base are belong to us 10 Points

Control all the control points in a mission at once

Expert killer 10 Points

Kill 200 Soldiers

Ion Blaster 10 Points

Unlock the Ion Cannon

Keep going 10 Points

Complete 50% of the missions

Mad Dough 10 Points

Earn 3000$

Suit up! 10 Points

Unlock all the armor styles

Weapon Master 10 Points

Unlock all the weapons

Complete 25 Points

Complete all the missions

Master killer 25 Points

Kill 500 Soldiers

Godly killer 50 Points

Kill 1000 Soldiers

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Carol of the Trolls

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)

Troll Carolling 10 Points

Start watching! But will you finish it?

Troll Caroller 25 Points

You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?

Trolling Carollers 50 Points

Watch for the 2nd time!

u mad?? 100 Points

Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!

Castle Guardian

Medals Earned: 9/12 (190/320 points)

Give it a Chance 10 Points

Play for 10 minutes

Halfway there 10 Points

Get to day 10

Money Bags 10 Points

Collect $10,000

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Completed 25 Points

Complete the game

Full Bestiary 25 Points

Destroy every enemy

Powerhouse 25 Points

Fully Upgrade Strength

Smiter 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

Must Get Achievement 50 Points

Collect 50 of the 85 achievements

Survivor 25 Points

Get 150 kills in survival

Achievement Addict 100 Points

Collect every single achievement!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Clamflight

Medals Earned: 5/5 (145/145 points)

A box 5 Points

Defeat the first boss

Clamstyle 5 Points

You've got great fashion sense

Flying Forever 10 Points

ONE MILLION (cumulative)

Take out the Trash 25 Points

Defeat the fifth boss

500 dollar SteakClock 100 Points

Defeat the ninth boss