We've got a new comic for you assholes. Anyone who's got an idea as to where I can put these and get some exposure that would be great.

Some new shit will be coming out when it gets done. As of lately there's not much I feel like doing with flash. Nonetheless here's a comic book preview of the kind of fun you can expect.

I'm too fucking lazy to pull all of my old comics off the old clock crew site so if you want to take a look...

Here's some of the older shit.

For those of you who are wondering, and I'm sure somebody does I've got a lot of questions I'd like to answer.

1) Why did you leave the clock crew?
A: Because I felt like it was time to move on artistically. They're a great bunch, but I've got to do my own thing right now.

2) Does this mean you'll have nothing to do with them ever again?
A: No. I'm sure one of those pricks will sucker me into making another clock day movie for next year or something.

3) Why don't you change this account?
A: Because I'm not ashamed of having ever been AbsintheClock. Not to mention unlike a lot of other's I never had an alt. This account used to be just TheGreatAbe, and I changed it back in the days when you still could. I could give a shit less about a silly little title.

4) What's this crap about Offensive?
A: It's an old hackneyed idea. Some crap I'm regurgitating into my own just like any other artist. Fuck off and let me be.

5)Your comics suck.
A:You're a faggot, and your mother failed to scoop you with a coat hanger.

6) Who are you voting for?
A: Benito Mussolini, now fuck off.

Hope you like the new comic!

He has ceased to be. He is an ex-AbsintheClock.

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
453834

hope you like Tom Waits Adventures.

Site's fixed now.

I've got some new music in the portal it's a god awful song called Dirty Shlong. Fucking rock out to that shit cuntbag fuck queef fag fuck!!313212123

Also a small small taste of some shit to come probably a few months after clock day. That's right kiddies I'm actually going to make something that took effort.

Also... This is by far the funniest marines commercial ever.

LOLOL

Hey everybody say hello to my new friend ShaggyTheClown17.
Show him some love

I know I love this guy and you should to. I think I should put him in a movie what do you guys think?

Love
AbsintheClock

Well Anti-Clockday/Pirate Day went great. We got 2nd and 3rd on daily which is good. My movie did pretty good for something I whipped up in a day. Now to work on the next big thing. Keep your eyes open clock fans.

<3
AbsintheClock

Look at that hunk of man.

This man is available ladies (and some dudes)

Click here for a good time.

On another note submit my movie into the Clockday 07 collection if you know what's good for you!

DO IT!

LOLOLOLWUT

Clockday is August 15th