AbsintheClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[O]

Historical or hysterical?

This movie has all the makings of a clock classic. First of all the simplicity of the title. Second of all it takes a real look at what was going on at the time when you originally submitted this movie. Real grade A stuff!

[Its a Tank!]

Pretty funny

I'm guessing inspired from other things going on. I don't think most folks here know what a perenium is. You would have been better off saying "gooch" or "taint." Also good use of chocolate syrup!

[Rube Goldberg Drill]

Disapointing.

You didn't spend a lot of time on this. Plus the stick figures in itself made it pretty boring. Other than simple unoriginal stick figure violence into a mechanical function there really was nothing exciting about it. I suggest you practice more.

[Sunshine The Parakeet]

Solid

This was actually made really well. It's about due time they put something that's front page worthy on the front page. The frame by frame work was solid, the voice acting was without any glitching, it had a good script. The length was solid, and the color work was solid too. There's really nothing to bitch about with the movie. Keep up the good work.

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

It's been done

There's really not much in the way of Mario sprites that you can do that hasn't been done before. So that's no points for originality. It's so minimally done it doesn't even require a preloader. So a lack of effort is also another complaint on my part. So you essentially get two points for tweening sprites that you didn't even draw. For shame.

[Hot Coffee]

Powerful

I would have given you a ten if you had used Bruce Campbell instead of George Clooney. Nonetheless the idea is there, and I sure do like the idea of coffee. Keep em coming, I look forward to these.

[Flash Life]

This is a powerful message.

I see how you took the irony of a flash animation group, and presented the distracting challenges it faces. I too h!ave dreams of a world where people stop doing stupid shit and start making flash. Kudos to you good sir! The message alone deserves a 10. With the outstanding artwork I wish I could have rated it a 12!

[Profiteroles]

It was amusing.

It wasn't as catchy as say Mango, or Crabs. Nonetheless it was entertaining. Maybe stay away from food groups and go into doing something else like animals or kitchenware.

[Fruity Picnic]

Brilliant

Good simple use of the theme. I was amused by the theatrics of it in general. All in all very charming.

[Clock day 08 DEW]

Wow

You know for somebody so critical of other peoples movies you sure do have a lot of learning. I think you should spend less time writing bad reviews, and more time brushing up on your flash skills. Maybe even buy yourself a copy of the program.

Dew responds:

It was something I made for clock day, in like five minutes. I literately put in a random program from google, made it, and posted it, then uninstalled it within ten minutes.

Maybe you should learn how to take criticism better, and not be a total douche.