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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT?!

RobertClock responds:

oooooooohhh, down beside that red firelight
oooooooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round~

Never woulda put the two together.

This should be in the Snakes on a Plane collection too. Laughed my ass off when I heard Sammy coming out of St. Patrick's mouth.

biblo responds:

Everyone knows St.Patrick spoke with the voice of a black American man

This is a neat little thing

Kind of reminds me of a really old animation I saw done on a chalkboard. How'd you do it without chewing through the paper?

Captain responds:

The charcoal I used wasn't very heavy and kneaded erasers are really gentle on paper

This was great

You've really come a long way from how I remember you in 05. You do better frame by frame work than me.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Well you do better every-other-facet-of-artistic-express ion than me so I guess we're even ;)

I don't know what it means.

But meaning does not matter. What matters is wu tang. This is the kind of filter rape that actually looks really good in a strange way. Every year you've got something different but it maintains that edgy style. Either way keep making more shit and happy clock day.

biblo responds:

Normally when people tell me what to do I become enraged, but when Absinthe tells me what to do I become engorged

It's true.

We do run newgrounds. This was a pretty well animated and funny cartoon. Nice work! One of the better ones I've seen today.

This is great

The writing was really swell. I think it was better than your movie from last year. I really dig the Tom Waits too. The strongest part of the movie is the colors you used I think.

I'm sorry.

This kind of reminds me of how GG Allin's fan shit on his grave. The last thing any self respecting man should do is turn newgrounds into some kind of strange dancing site with the exception of Blue Hippo's "Jive Machine." Even obnoxious gifs of the video game moonwalker against a seizure background with some song would do better. Then again I doubt you would expect something this embarrassing to be put on the front page. That in itself I think is torture enough for you.

This was surprisingly good.

I would think it would be quite funny to be put in that situation. Good writing, smooth animation, good soundtrack, decent voice acting. It's all there, and for what it is, it's good.

Too bad

This was a really good short piece. really good management of time, and swell simple animating. Good work! It's the collab's loss.

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